dinner on a dime

it’s dinner time and you need something something quick and easy so you can go back to chasing your two-year-old around the house (while washing your husbands load of boxer shorts, stepping on the pile of spilled legos, writing a funny blog about stepping on the pile of spilled legos, feeding the meowing cat and changing the water for sammy the goldfish whom your four year old had to have and hasn’t looked at since the day you brought him home.).  oh, and the economy still stinks,  so make it cheap, too.

yeah, we get it. we have kids.  And, a husband. And leggos.  so, take out your wooden spoon, mama, because this tasty, super inexpensive dish will keep the natives happy and will be ready the time it takes for the two year old to dump the cat litter all over the newly scrubbed kitchen floor.

BEEF TACO SKILLET

Ingredients: 1 lb ground beef, 1 can condensed tomato soup, 1/2 cup picante sauce, 1/2 cup water, 6 flour tortillas (6′) cut into 1 inch pieces and 1/2 cup shredded cheddar if desired.

Directions:  cook beef in skillet until well browned, stirring often to separate meat.  stir in soup, picante sauce, water and tortilla pieces.  heat to a boil. reduce heat to low and simmer for 5 minutes.  stir. top with cheese, if desired. serves 4.

VOILA! dinner on a dime! yummsville!

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beef taco skillet

recipe courtesy campbells soup company

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what’s cookin’!

i am cooking-challenged.  in fact, attempting to prepare anything more elaborate than scrambled eggs and toast typically ends with me on the floor, weeping into my mixing bowl.  i WANT to be a good cook.  I want to be a GREAT cook. but, it just doesn’t come naturally to me.  so, my mum, master of all things epicurean, is teaching me her culinary secrets via phone and skype…God help her.

For lesson number one, mum, armed with a pantry full of patience, talked me through the recipe below and it came out edible. in fact, it came out awesome!  And, the only time i cried was during a particularly sappy car commercial later that evening…

so, TRUST ME.  if I can do it, you can do it better.  now…let’s get cookin’!

AUTUMN APPLE CIDER CHICKEN

INGREDIENTS
boneless chicken breast (2-3)
1 cup apple cider
1/4 cup chopped onions (frozen are fine- use as many or as little as you like)
corn starch (optional, to thicken gravy as desired)
panko seasoned bread crumbs (or any seasoned italian bread crumbs)
safflower or coconut oil (do not use olive oil)

DIRECTIONS
-fill a zip lock bag with enough bread crumbs to coat chicken thoroughly
-place chicken in bag and shake until coated
-put a small dollop of oil (tablespoon-ish) in pan and get hot, but not to point of burning oil
-place chicken in hot oil and brown, about 3 minutes on each side or until lightly browned
-add apple cider (use more if you want more gravy) and onions to pan
-cover and simmer on low (simmer setting) for approximately 15-20 min. depending on thickness of chicken.
-after 15 min (or 20 if chicken is thick) check to make sure it’s thoroughly cooked, not pink in the middle
-remove chicken and set aside, covered to keep it hot.
there will be a nice apple cider juice in the pan.
(to thicken to gravy-style, see directions below)

TO THICKEN SAUCE (optional)
-in a cup or small bowl, add one tbsp corn starch and mix with COLD water, into a smooth paste (should be liquid enough to drizzle into pan)
-make sure apple cider juice in pan is still hot, close to boiling (you can do this with the chicken still in the pan, as long as you’re quick so you don’t over cook the chicken)
-drizzle cornstarch paste into pan, stirring constantly and thicken as desired.  For thinner sauce, use less cornstarch, for thicker sauce, use more.

SERVING SUGGESTIONS
This meal is fairly healthy as it’s cooked in just a tiny bit of safflower or coconut oil, both of which are healthy oils.  To keep the healthy going, try serving with baked sweet potatoes (instead of mashed white potatoes) and a green veggie like broccoli or asparagus.

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apple cider chicken

Voila!!
this is a pic of my chicken mid-cook.
it smelled & tasted amazing!

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maternity clothes for the yummy mummy

ok, all you witchy women, let’s get funky!  we’ve found some ghostly-great, halloween-happy items we’re just DYING to share. and, these prices
are something to scream about! so, change your ringtone to monster mash, grab that bowl of mini-snickers and get your shop on!

ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (creepy laugh)…

BOO-tiful riding boots with a low preggo-friendly heel and a
silver band that brings just a dash of “back off, jack!”
$127- $169 by bcbg generations- available here at amazon.com

BLACK+RIDING+BOOTS +HERE+TO+MATERNITY+BLOG maternity clothes for the yummy mummy

you can’t have cool biker boots without cool skull socks. and, these are killer!
$8.20 from sock it to me

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this messenger bag goes “hand in hand” with your
boots & sock combo. spooktacular!
$39.95 from living dead souls- available at amazon.com 

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as sleek as a black cat, these comfy maternity leggings make the
purrrrrfect halloween gift for mummy & her
thing that goes bump in the belly.
$38 available at www.2chix.com

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even the headless horseman wore a shirt, so slide
yourself into this “batwing” maternity top, you ghoulish gal.
$88 -available at www.2chix.com 

ethnic+tunic+batwing+top maternity clothes for the yummy mummy

 

and, if there’s a chill in the air, wrap yourself in a
pumpkin-perfect poncho to keep dem bones from rattling.
$49.99 from patricia avenue.

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now go.  trick your husband into watching the kids.
treat yourself to a night off.
and, remember, preggo mummy, you’re boo-tiful.

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ode to Yoga Hop

i began practicing yoga with a sticky mat and a video back in my 20s.  (my friend, pegeen, had decided it was high time for some ohm in my life, and dropped off this starter kit for my birthday.)  so curiously, and a teeeny bit  judgingly, i did yoga for the first time.

i was amazed at how it wasn’t the stretchy, chanty freakshow that i had imagined.  in fact, i walked away with my twenty-two year old booty feeling…SORE. and pleasantly centered.

years passed, and i tried classes at my gym, got more videos, and graduated to power yoga, which made me even more sore.  i loved it!  but after my first pregnancy, my yoga practice slowed.  i had been bored to tears by pregnancy yoga.  maybe it was my creepily soothing instructor saying, “imagine your baby (super long pause)…nestled warmly in your belly (yeah, another uncomfortable silence)… as you b-r-e-a-t-h-e. ” now, FIRST of all, this was my first pregnancy, 12 weeks in, and i could imagine no such thing.  i was sick.  i was tired.  i was vehemently trying to break a sweat, but all i could imagine was hitting the sing-song instructor right upside her head.

so yoga went on pause.  until last year (thank you, Christina), when my friend challenged me to Yoga Hop.  “it’s yoga, but with blaring music.  they play jay-z, rhianna, bruno mars…”

W.T.F.?

but i indulged her.  tell me more.  “it will KICK your butt.  you will be drenched.  like bucket of water over the head, drenched.”  yeah.  in yoga, right?

so i signed up for my two week trial, bid adieu to my co-workers, promising i’d be back in an hour to finish up work.

logo sm lg 300x185 ode to Yoga Hopwhat i experienced was just shy of magic.  the music thumped and boomed, the microphoned instructor, Jennifer,  glided through the tightly packed room and called out poses in simple oneness with the music.  there was just enough instruction to keep you moving, but not too much to bug.

for 75 sweaty, drippy, thumping, powerful minutes, Yoga Hop rattled me, beat me up and then set me free.  as i layed in relaxation pose at the very end (looking like i’d been hit by a truck after being caught in a tropical rainstorm) i realized that for the first time in a very long time, i felt alive again.

it may sound strange, but in that short, yet transformational class, i realized that the simple way to feel human was this.  i felt a surge of emotion as i lay there.  dripping.  exhausted.  and grateful for all that is good in my life.

thank you Yoga Hop.  you rock.

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and it was all yellow…

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Join 2 chix in the fight against childhood cancer!

the owners’ 5 year old daughters will be hosting an Alex’s Lemonade Stand to raise money for this wonderful cause. please stop by our boutique located at 1426 Montana Ave, in santa monica, ca., on July 30th from 12-3pm to make a donation & enjoy a nice cold cup of lemonade!

-OR-

donate today at our virtual on-line stand:

http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/75416

help us turn lemons into lemonade and reach our goal of $3,000.

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